Wednesday, May 11, 2011

10 Reasons – Why Osama Bin Laden got killed?

Following is mail being circulated amongst Indians. Its a satire on the existing political system in India which frustrates common citizen.

- Manmohan Singh is not President of US.

- Barack Obama doesn’t take permission from Sonia Ji.

- He was not hiding in India. Our system is unable to find a Chief Minister in own country, can you expect them to find Osama.

- He didn’t surrender himself to Indian government. This government is not able to give death sentence to already arrested and proven guilty. Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru after years. Osama could have spent a lifetime here.

- CBI was not incharge of investigation and operation. They are busy in saving Kalmadi and Raja.

- Amar Singh didn’t leak the tape of Obama’s phone.

- In Pakistan, he was not in minority community, so no human right activist and secular journalist came to save him.

- He didn’t meet Ekta Kapoor. She could have given him tips to be alive again.

- He didn’t request Rajnikant to save him.

- Last but not the least. He trusted Pakistan.

Thought of the day:

No one is safe in Pakistan.....not even Osama Bin Laden. Everyone is safe in India......even Ajmal Kasab!

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